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You are not logged in. 3/21/2023 SandRhino aka Mike Kennedy

Listen to the SandRhino's theme.

The Rhino has been on a roll lately, we think it has to do with the fact that he hired a staff of writers at NIU. Here is a sample of the Rhino's work.

Aliases:

• Ron Pearlman
• Can Crusher
• Bed Wrecker
• Old-man Hands
• AquaRhino
• Fangfoot
• One Timer King

Famous Phrases:

• "You shut your mouth before I shoot something in it!"
• "See Leon, your sweaty palms don't always come in handy."
• "Manjuice"
• "Joe Gubbins is a Pussy!"
• "I'm gonna kill Cocko"
• "Game over!"

The SandRhino says:

"Shut yo mouth and send me email!"