Jay Withers
- He's a damn fool!

Back before he was really cool, Jay had a 'Moe Howard' haircut. He could barely catch a basketball, and was a retarded baseball player(always was the official pitcher). Jay was robbed blind by neighborhood kids of his baseball card and comic book collection, which Bob and Joe today own most of the best stuff. Jay is one of the few people in the world who can spend like $20 at Arbys and still be hungry. Got his first break in show business co-starring in the box office flop "Sega Hockey". He then co-starred in the DiscoCops series.

Do not mess with Mr Withers, for he has a medieval arsenal of weapons in his room.




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