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Jay Withers
- He's a damn fool!
Back before he was really cool, Jay had a 'Moe Howard' haircut.
He could barely catch a basketball, and was a retarded baseball player(always
was the official pitcher). Jay was robbed blind by neighborhood kids of his
baseball card and comic book collection, which Bob and Joe today own most of
the best stuff. Jay is one of the few people in the world who can spend like
$20 at Arbys and still be hungry. Got his first break in show business
co-starring in the box office flop "Sega Hockey". He then co-starred
in the DiscoCops series.
Do not mess with Mr Withers, for he has a medieval arsenal of weapons in his
room.
Withersisms
"That is slower than 2 turtles on a piece of grass."
"O.K. you are never going to let me live this down."
"For what it's worth, I think it's cool that Florida and Tampa are playing
each other."
"Eaaassssy! Settle down."
"Nevermind, settle down" - to Guy after hearing "Walter Payton..."
"I can't sit near the edge, I might fly off"
"In your ass!"
"You guys got to be serious when you watch these movies."
"Son of a dog dick!"
Heroes
Shawon Dunston
Warren Moon
Joe Carter
Bill Corzine
Nicknames
Big Dummy
Damn Fool
The Big Cheeser
Songs about Jay
Under the Breath Settle Down
Jay puts his hands on fat tits hips, when she eats chips he eats chips...
He could barely catch a basketball, and was a retarded baseball player(always
was the official pitcher). Jay was robbed blind by neighborhood kids of his
baseball card and comic book collection, which Bob and Joe today own most of
the best stuff. Jay is one of the few people in the world who can spend like
$20 at Arbys and still be hungry. Got his first break in show business
co-starring in the box office flop "Sega Hockey". He then co-starred
in the DiscoCops series.
