A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

Episode Deuce and a Half

The Phantom Fruitcake

 

The evil galactic Sandrhino has hoarded thousands of new Star Wars figures in his quest to rule the galaxy. He's a pussy for not going out on Friday to drink beers and crush cans. He is feared throughout the universe, for he likes to sneak up from behind...

Jedi Knight Scrub Spooge Gub, 10 pounds lighter in the sack from playing too much grabskinballs ("he was masturbating") must lead a group of losers to Toys R Us at midnight to buy new star wars figures in order to save the galaxy...

Little does Scrub know that the Sandrhino dispatched his evil henchman, SuperHam to thwart the Jedi. Scrub must get to Sandrhino before its too late and make him submit by saying, "Game Over". Only then will Scrub be the "King of Fellatio", and Sandrhino will be able to go out on weekends...

Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy, Solo Thundermonkey must race against time to save Princess Joe Gubbins from the evil gangster Franken Beans. But first he must locate the legendary 8 pack of Techla on the forest moon of Dummies to cure the warts on his feet that prevent him from playing basketball...

I think it has Oscar (Meyer) written all over it.

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